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I will no longer be blogging at fourfeetnine.blorc.com.
Please change your links to www.fourfeetnine.com because blorc will no longer direct to my blog anymore.
I mean it will wtf but I won’t be blogging there anymore. As in no new posts because they’ll all be at fourfeetnine.com.
So see you there! <3
#34: 20 March 2009
Nothing like a fresh healthy start to the day!
Everyone, say hello to my good friend Cholesterol!
Because I think that is what will bring me to my death wtf.
#35: 21 March 2009
Went to the Curve today to look for more um appropriate clothes for work … and found nothing.
In a fit of anger I marched to the salon and got my nails done. And then to the bookstore for more books.
So my day wasn’t wasted:)
I love knowing that there’s a pile of books waiting to be read!
And speaking of reading, I found this today…
#33: 19 March 2009
Hello Kitty earrings! This was one of the small things I wasted money on when Tim was saying how all the shops selling things like this wouldn’t survive the recession wtf.
But I love them! So cute up close and when you’re far away they look like pearl earrings *delusional cos no money to buy real pearls
Ok I’m sure everyone knows urbandictionary.com right!
But did you know that now it has turned into a platform for people to write either sweet definitions of their own or friends’ names or ridiculously insulting versions of their enemies wtf.
Jammie looked something up on urbandictionary the other day and somehow we started typing in our friends’ names.
princess aud❤ says:
baby
im sure u;d like to know that
ur name according to urban dictionary
means ‘guy with massive schlong’ WTF
Timothy Tiah says:
WHAT?
WHERE
SHOW ME
*princess aud❤ says:
HAHAHAHA
tim
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob He is tim.
*princess aud❤ says:
TIM 319 up, 121 down love ithate it
An acronym which means:
Tit
In
Mouth
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.
Timothy Tiah says:
fuck that fuck that guy thing
but seriously
MAN
I AM TIM
and i am going to tim u up
*princess aud❤ says:
see 2nd meaning
tim 208 up, 187 down love ithate it
Troubled Insecure Masterbator T.I.M
my name is tim and everything about this is true
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
At first I thought Angela’s definitions were really nice!
| Angela | 128 up, 54 down   |
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a really beautiful and pretty girl that I love Angela is sooooooooooooooooooo pretty!
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Awwwwww.
| Angela | 152 up, 40 down |
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Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there’s no reason to tease an Angela because they’re very sweet. You can trust an Angela. Often, Angelas need a hug. Give your Angela a hug today. |
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Double awwwwwww.
But then..
| angela | 89 up, 254 down |
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Gothic Vampiress of small stature from Central Europe last seen around the time of Charlemagne -780 AD. Was known to drink excessivly and when available was found sniffing “Butt”, a locally found glue derivative. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA LIKES TO SNIFF BUTT HAHAHAHAAHAH
Jammie:
| jammie | 3 up, 3 down |
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A gun. Jam with harm. Them boys whooped out they jammies and poped caps in all they asses. |
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Suet:
| Suet | 2 thumbs down |
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A funny sound used by red neck farmers to call their pigs (mexicans). Suet is the left-over crap that pigs eat…part of why pigs are sooo delicious. Suuuuuet!!! Suuuuet. Come here you damn beanerz. |
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LEFT OVER CRAP HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Tze’s was quite boring…
| tze | 2 up, 5 down |
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“tze” just like “pfft” or “meh” “i know it better” “tze” |
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So we looked up her last name.
| pang | 62 up, 29 down |
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The sound a shovel makes when it hits you in the face. That chick is a real pang. |
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WTF SOUND OF A SHOVEL HAHAHAHAHA actually when you think about it it makes sense that a shovel would go “PANG” when it hits your face hahahahahahaah but who would go write that down hahaahahahahahha
Mine at first was quite nice!
| Audrey | 1254 up, 1104 down |
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A girl who is completely and stunningly beautiful and can take very good myspace pictures. Dude, that girl is so Audrey. |
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True ok true!
But then…
| audrey | 17 up, 324 down |
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A girl that is extremely beastly. damn look at that audrey, i wonder if she swats fish in rivers |
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swats fish in rivers HAHAHAHAHAH
| audrey | 985 up, 703 down |
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Vagina and vulva which are unusually audible. Our neighbour Mrs C has the noisiest audrey that we’ve ever heard. There’s a distinct squelching and slurping sound when she walks. She must have an enormous supply of beaver-spit! Fortunately, she’s quite deaf - and, of course, people politely pretend not to notice. There should be a silencer or muffler available, which ladies with audreys could wear inside their pants. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FML
#30: 16 March 2009
The belly dancing performance at the MDG party.
I’m sorry but I didn’t like the contestants at all:( I didn’t like their walks, I didn’t like their hair, I didn’t like their makeup and I didn’t like how some of them had absurdly short legs compared to their torsos wtf.
I feel really bad for even saying this but I was very disappointed at the quality. I haven’t watched Season 2 but what I saw that night drew no comparison to Cindy, Ringo and Hanis.
But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I should give them the benefit of the doubt! Because it’s still early days, and from where I was watching (upstairs) it was further away from the stage so maybe my eyes failed me wtf.
#31: 17 March 2009
Mindy went to Melbourne and got me this! I was so touched cos I know she went back for a week just to settle some issues over there but she still got me this I was so surprised when she handed me the shopping bag thanks Mindy *big shiny eyes
#32: 18 March 2009
I finally got my Guinness St Patrick’s Day hat that I’ve been lusting for!
Racheal got one for all of us and when I wore it Mehlin said she could finally see me above my computer moniter *beaming
I plonked it on Vishal’s head to take this picture. Then I hurriedly snatched it back cos I saw he had a coveting gleam in his eye. I’ll be watching you Vishal *points two fingers at own eyes and points to Vishal
Ok I wanna blog quickly about our Apple Charity Day a few weeks back! Before I forget and the pictures rot in the recesses of my computer forever…
Our supplies fa lice!
Lee Fen’s group did cleaning and housework hahahaah. Here she is cleaning out the printer.
Me with our supplies fa lice.
Me and Nicole. See my hairband it’s an apple! And the four of us decided to wear red to symbolize apples!
Back to Lee Fen and her cleaning duties. She’s found a (rubber) cockroach, the Enemy of our Office.
We tied up the apples with little blue ribbons to make them more presentable! As presents! We weren’t really selling them — we gave them away as thank you gifts when people donated.
Finally we were on our way to visit the first donors. That’s June.
Darren the Driver who had to wait for us a few times when there was no parking.
With the name list. Yalah I was bored cos I wasn’t driving (Darren), making calls (June) or tying apples (Nicole) gawd I am a terrible group member to have ;_;<== following Suet wtf
Nicole tying ribbon.
Me eating WTF seriously I am a waste of space! No la cos I ate too slow and everyone else already finished so I had to bring my food into the car.
Darren said we weighed down his car so badly that his bumper was nearly dragging on the ground -_____-
With Gerald who donated!
Nicole with her boyfriend and his colleague who also all donated.
If you don’t wanna eat your apple, you can always er use it as a paper weight. And then when it rots, you can er use it to throw at your enemy wtf.
A lot of wonderful kind people donated to us! I never thought people could be so generous with their money especially in times like these (yes baby you are one of them wtf) The four of us managed to raise around RM5k in one day (actuallyI forgot the amount wtf but 5k sounds about right) so good job guys!
(Sorry I forgot to find out the orphanages for those who asked =.= Pls leave a comment if you’re still interested in helping out :))
#29: 15 March 2009
Me and Jammie at badminton, sweaty, red faced and quite dejected.
This was taken while we were resting on the sidelines, after being terrorized by Latat and Tim on the badminton courts *dark face
Stupid Tim ok what boyfriend is this! He and Latat asked me to team up with Andrew who is an amazing player so that I could be his handicap! Andrew playing by himself against the two of them was not enough for them, I had to be his partner so I could pull down his performance *staring at floor
And then! Tim proceeded to smash all the balls at me T_______T
And we lost by one point T_______T
*waits for him to read this and make it up to me
Guess what! We are going to play badminton tomorrow.
By play I mean make half hearted attempts to get to the shuttlecock.
I have concluded that I am hopelessly unfit and could be on the verge of a heart attack!!
The other day while transitting in Singapore on the way home from Manila, stupid Tim bluffed me that the gate was closing! And we were still on the other side of the airport!
So I started running. For like all of ten seconds before I shakingly dug out our passports and boarding passes, threw them at him and panted “Save yourself I can’t make it. Run to the gate and tell them to wait for me”
Only later did I find out he was bluffing me and we had 20 minutes to spare *face turning black. You can be sure I gave him a Purple Nurple for that.
So anyway tomorrow we are going to exercise! Me, Jam and a bunch of my lying boyfriend’s friends.
Shit la I feel like I have too many things to blog about but now that they’re all backloaded I don’t feel like blogging about them anymore! I’ve forgotten all I wanna say and all the things that happened my memory sucks!
Actually so do my eyes, hearing and my knees WTF. Old before my time maybe I’m the opposite case of Benjamin Button where I er grow old too fast *scares self
I worry everyday about my eyes ever since starting work cos 10 hours of the day are spent in front of the computer; I can’t hear ANYTHING in movies and I always have to refer to subtitles so whenever I watch pirated DVDs with wrong subtitles I always get the wrong message and misunderstand the story dammit. And also, my knees crack when I squat down wtf.
Anyway, I came home today and saw a letter from JLPT!!!! Results for my Japanese proficiency test!!!!
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I failed.
No need to console me I knew I was going to fail already, just don’t know how badly *waves hand dismissively
Actually I failed by a tiny margin (passing mark is 60% and I got 55%) so at least I know I’m only um 45% stupid…
But my soulmate is successful enough for the both of us!
She got into Stanford for grad school! Yay for her! Everybody congratulate her! I will now live vicariously through her and experience a grad student’s life (have no money to go myself boohoo) because we are so close that we have uhhh telepathy *convinces
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#26: 12 March 2009
Actually I cheated *head bowed. This picture wasn’t taken on 12 March, it was taken when we were in Malacca and I bought this adorable icecream pen and a tape dispenser shaped like a strawberry jelly donut.
I was meaning to take a photo of myself using the pen at work but I forgot. What! Work very busy ok and I don’t simply take time out to do useless activities like take photos (hoping boss is reading)
So just use this picture to show you my super cute stationery.
Anyway I just realized today that cute useless stationery and other small things will be the death/bankruptcy of me, not clothes! Amazing revelation, this.
Like today we passed by Presents4Them in 1U (the store that sells all small cute stuff - stuffed toys, Hello Kitty merchandise, stickers, stationery, accessories, etc) and Tim said “you know, these kind of shops won’t last during a recession cos nobody is gonna buy rubbish like this.”
I said “yea…” while looking at the Presents4Them shopping bag in my hand WTF.
#27: 13 March 2009
It rained so heavily! June came in with this gloriously ginormous umbrella and it was so big that everyone had to ask me to pose with it because of the big contrast (Midget vs. Khloe Kardashian’s umbrella WTF)
It was also Guinness’s St Pats carnival yesterday so some of us dropped by to take a look. That’s Darren, Racheal, Edmund and Desmond, one of Malaysia’s top 20 bloggers WTF.
Another photo.
Desmond is so fehmes that his advertorials cost USD 1,500 WTF
I also went to get lash extensions! Yvonne told me about this place Glitters in 1U that does really good extensions for quite cheap so I went! (One of my readers Yonghsin saw us heading there and this is the reason why)
Errr and if you’re wondering why Tim is wearing a different colored shirt…. it’s because he changed clothes! Yes that’s it! He changed!
No actually this was the next day *shamefaced. Sorry to all my friends. That is if you still want to be my friend wtf. It was because I bought this pink shirt in Manila and I really really liked it! I like plaid shirts in general just that sometimes it can be a bit hard to pull off because you tend to look like a trucker/lumberjack.
Anyway I had only brought this other yellow top to wear and suddenly I didn’t like that top wtf and I felt like I hadn’t gotten enough wear from the pink shirt so I decided to rewear it and hope nobody notices. But now I’ve gone and burst my own illusion by posting this picture damn myself.
It’s clean ok! I don’t sweat!
Before picture. Taken 6 months ago but rest assured my eyelashes haven’t changed length since.
#28: 14 March 2009
Tadah! With no makeup on at all! Why haven’t I gotten extensions before!
Side view.
This is so great! I’ve been worrying a lot about my eyelashes thinning because I wear mascara everyday (alongside worrying about my eyes, ears and knees) so I think this will be a good change from daily mascara!
(Shaddup I don’t wanna hear about how lash extensions make your own lashes drop)
Plus I don’t think I even need to put on makeup now when I go out so convenient! Can just roll out of bed, brush teeth, get dressed and head out. Good investment! Do you know how important sleep is!
Are you still not convinced? (Forgive the eyebags they are the bane of my existence) Do you want me to show you an ugly picture of me without lash extensions?
After the jump so this blog can still remain G-rated.
The first time I ever saw an iPhone was last June right when I got home from the States.
And the first person I ever met who owned an iPhone was Tim.
Second was Tim’s mother. Third was Tim’s brother. Fourth was…
Ok you get the idea.
And then after that I met Ming who also has an iPhone. And Pierre.
So I realized that birds of a feather flock together. These people not only like to talk together about how they are going to buy helicopters to escape the crazy KL jam (something that has never even occurred to a strictly middle class person like me), but they also belong to the select group of people who are willing to splurge A LOT to get “cracked” iPhones from overseas to use over here.
Well not anymore elitists!
Anyone who has a Maxis line would know by now (because of the iPhone SMSes flooding the network) that Maxis has become the first telco ever in Malaysia to launch the iPhone officially and legally.
So now starting at RM100 a month for a data plan everyone has the chance to own a proper, not “cracked” iPhone. Click for a more detailed explanation
I think it’s very reasonable since every other country in the world (US, Japan, Australia) all offer free phones in exchange for people buying phone plans with them.
Even if you add everything up, it’s still cheaper than buying just the phone since they provide the lines and phone plans as well.
So now even people like *me* (strictly middle class and ensconced in debt) can get one now!
#25: 11 March 2009
No need to use fake iPhones from China anymore!
Yes it’s true everybody.
Fat Her went to Hong Kong and of all things that he should come back with (at least not bird flu HAHA) he came home with two very clearly fake iphones for me and Mummy.
Mine is pink and very pleasing to my eye. But that’s about all the good qualities it has.
I used to not really like the iPhone cos I found it very difficult to type on it with my nails.
But after two days of using this cheapskate phone, I find myself coveting the real thing.
I’ve gotten used to using the touch screen and so what if the iPhone is not pink and cute! (Maybe Apple will come up with a pink edition some time *bats lashes)
Just think of all its applications (endless possibilities) and all the things it can do. (My fake phone doesn’t even have an alarm. I mean it does, but when I try to set it the phone always reverts back to the main menu FML)
Like how Tim’s Currency Converter app on his iPhone came into super good use when we were shopping in Manila! (I can’t count in my head for nuts)
Not to mention all the times it has entertained him when he has to wait for me (doing makeup, going toilet, sleeping WTF)
And of course the ability to go online at any time (provided there’s a connection of course) so every time we argue on something we can just look it up … or IMDB movies we’ve just watched on the way back.
iPhone + Maxis plan 8549498494, Fake iphone/any regular phone 0.
(Er Maxis do you want to give me a free phone have pity on me la my phone now really really sucks eggs)
Things I learned about Tim while we were in Manila:
1) He actually likes shopping
2) He actually likes sight seeing
HE BOUGHT MORE STUFF THAN ME!!!! How can!
My status as a woman is threatened WTF.
But I like shopping for men’s clothes too so I thought it was very fun to pick things out for him, make him try them out and pat myself on the back when he looks nice in them.
And when we went touring historical sites he was more excited than I was and took full control of the camera.(as you will see later)
OK VERY FAST LET ME DO A PROJECT 365 UPDATE BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
btw if you can’t already tell I am back and due at work tomorrow to save Desmond *super hero face
#20: 6 March 2009
My work place (very messy story of my life) There’s the pink Hello Kitty helium balloon that Tim gave me /boo
Why I chose this pictures….IS BECAUSE I GOT CONFIRMED YAYYYYYYY
I am official! I finally deserve name cards!!!
But I am um… still not that good at my job WTF.
#21: 7 March 2009. The view when our plane was making the landing into Manila. I was very absorbed in all the agriculture and the beaches that circled the islands and the tiny houses and factories . Very different from KL which is very developed and concrety. The islands surrounding the one Manila is on were all mountaineous and beachy and greeny at the same time wtf.
#22: 8 March 2009. Woke up too late for breakfast bladdy shit. Luckily there was a lounge there that was open the whole day for people to get snacks if they wanted. Look at the guy in orange behind us HAHAHAHAHA no wonder the lady who took our picture was snorting and when we asked her why she said nothing.
#23: 9 March 2009. Went to a very interesting bar where they had a “Rockeoke” session going on. People go there to sing karaoke but instead of going into little rooms like what we do, everyone chooses songs from a list and then they sign up and when their name is called they go up onstage to sing their song with a live band!
The picture is of me onstage pretending to be Britney because Jing put my name in so scary omg T3T
#24: 10 March 2009. In the airport while waiting to board, Tim fell asleep on my lap and I was reading a book / taking pictures of myself. Then when I looked down on him I saw that he was sleeping with his eyes open WTF. (pic edited because I decided nobody is allowed to see my baby asleep except me wtf *obsessive)
Hahahahaha I got a shock myself. I mean I knew he sometimes sleeps with his eyes open but they’re not usually open that wide and right after that I usually fall asleep too so I don’t stay up to look to see if his eyes open bigger wtf.
So tempting to say “Peel the potatoes” at that moment and win once and for all.
Hello!
Guess where I am!!
Okay la not hard to guess I am in Manila!
That’s why I haven’t blogged in days. I didn’t bring my computer (too heavy) and Tim hogs his all the bloody time wtf and when he’s not using it I don’t like to use it either WTF because I hate friggin Mac computers! No idea how to upload pictures from his computer to photobucket either so this is a photo-less post.
So Project 365 tergendala for a while ok! While I try to figure out this darn laptop / until I go home and can use my own computer wtf.
Anyway Manila is very interesting!
When Tim first asked me to come here I was a bit like errr… because all I know about Manila is that people get kidnapped here a lot -____-
But apparently it’s not very true anymore because the police have cracked down on crime a lot recently…
Things about Manila:
1) I think it looks like a mixture of Bangkok, KL, and Mexico
2) IS IT JUST ME or do the toilet bowls in shopping malls have no toilet seats WTF. I went into one at SM Megamall and holy crap I had no idea how I was going to pee T_T And I’ve been too used to Malaysian malls who actually have toilet paper in abundance now so I was stumped to see that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom! Not even paper napkins for when you wash hands. Don’t ask me how I managed to pee that day ok I don’t wanna talk about it! wtf
3) There is still alot of poverty here:(( When we were walking around looking at historical sites, so many kids and old people came up to us and put out their hands for change T_____T And Carol was right too when she told me that people would walk around cars at traffic stops to beg or get them to buy stuff haih I felt so bad that I closed my eyes cos I didn’t know what to do (cowardly wtf) and fell asleep WTF seriously fuck myself wtf.
4) The city’s history is amazing! We went to Intramuros (I think) which is the old city of Manila and it was simply awe-inspiring. The Phillipine government were so smart to preserve and maintain so many of the historical buildings (which is more than I can say about Malaysia wtf) even though so many buildings got destroyed during WW2 and the Battle of Manila … the whole city still had a lot more culture and history compared to say… Malacca wtf.
5) Everyone here is super polite! Even people on the street call out “Hello sir” or “Hello mam” to us! (although sometimes I feel like saying eh can you please not call me mam it makes me feel about 40 yrs old wtf)
6) I think I have diarrhea wtf. Brbbbbb
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Okay I am back!
It’s after lunch now, Tim is going through some contracts and here I am, on this godforsaken Mac again.
Let me write a lot now since I still don’t know how to post pictures and I haven’t done boring detailed posts on what I’m doing at the moment for a looong time.
I’m itching to go shopping or or go for a manicure! My nails are chipped and I heard that manicures here cost less than the average one in Malaysia. But I am supposed to listen to something to errr give my thoughts on it so I can’t leave just yet AIH I think they give me a lot more credit than I deserve. Because what I know is actually nothing wtf.
Okay so more about Manila! The Phillipines is the first SEA country I’ve been to (Singapore & Thailand not counted because EVERYONE goes to Singapore & Thailand)
Manila is… very Southeast Asian. I dunno how to describe it. There are people walking along the highways (ALONG ok not beside them on the sidewalks) and there are um underprivileged people going up to cars stuck at jams to try to sell them things like feather dusters and tupperware.
But then there’s also all these huge shopping malls filled with Banana Republic and Ferragamo. So I guess there’s still a huge disparity of wealth.
OK LA TIME TO GO BRB AGAIN
We’re in Taguig City right now which is a very new, spacious well-developed area of
